Aspiten

Said when someone is incredibly sexy and provokes uncontrollable desire. Generally applicable to the fruit of a palm tree or someone with that name.

Wow Coco, You're extremelly aspiten. Maybe we could hang out some time, maybe after a dinner

by Suede Kento March 22, 2025

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Aspirated Aardvark

When a male partner climaxes in his partner’s throat and the partner chokes on the ejaculate, proceeding to cough violently, spewing gobs all over the place.

Bro, I didn't mean to give her an Aspirated Aardvark. The BJ was just too good to resist.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

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Aspentagious

Aspentagious is an adjective to describe an outgoing and somewhat defying odds thing/idea.

Person 1: I’m going to change the world

Person 2: That’s pretty Aspentagious

by VerticalCouchLVR May 27, 2025

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Aspen.mp4

beta-male who slightly favors arab men over their own partner

Hamza: “But aspen…you have a girlfriend!”
Aspen.mp4: It’s okay Hamza! You’re arab so it’s okay!”

by socrocny June 29, 2025

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To supplement a deal with an "under-the-table" portion that will increase the value of the deal without letting authorities know, or outside the normal confines of the agreed-upon rates in an industry.

"Hey REDACTED. I can't give you all that money (~$220M) because we have a salary cap and restrictions, how's about I give you ~$170M and then aspirate it with $48M from our sponsor company? That'll give you the total amount and no-one will ever know."

by Kailon the God September 5, 2025

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