Jesus Fuckin Shit

What one would say when surprised, angered, or amazed by something. This is not blasphemous because you are not speaking of the Lord, just some dude with the same name, with explitives added for emphasis.

Don't rub your dogs balls in public. Jesus Fuckin Shit Dude! Use you head!

Jesus Fuckin Shit by Sublime0901 February 4, 2009

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Jesus Pee

A yummalicious drink, commonly called Mountain Dew. Originated in Largo, Florida. It can implode your taste buds, use with caution.

I would like some delicious, exhilerating, extravagent cup of Jesus Pee.

Jesus Pee by kdmleelauragrace May 2, 2009

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Related Words

jesus • Jesus Christ • Jesus freak • jesus h christ • Jesus Juice • jesuspieces • jesus tits • jesusfuck • Jesus loves you • Jesus of Suburbia

jesus brb

freaking awesome.
the act of jesus leaving and coming back
thats what he said.

yo homies, dis is your snoop dawg jesus brb.

jesus brb by ayevayday December 3, 2009

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Jesus Rifle

Rifles equipped with Military Targeting scopes with bible verse serial numbers made by Trijicon

U.S Soldier: I just sent that terrorist to Allah using my new Jesus Rifle! God bless you, trijicon.com!

Jesus Rifle by tekphreak January 21, 2010

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Jesus Hair

Hair (usually about shoulder-length) that is a combination of straight and wavy, but doesn't look that nice because you didn't bother to do anything to it. Looks similar to the hair jesus is portrayed to have when he's pictured as a white guy.

I was running late this morning so don't make fun of me, I'm just gonna sport the jesus hair

Jesus Hair by virginmary'skid June 16, 2010

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Jesus Finger

When someone covers their finger in superglue, and then covers it in cocaine, and fingers someone. The fingeree instantly hits the G-spot.

Midway through intercourse:

Man: One second, babe!
Random girl:Okay...
Man: SHU-LAAH!
Girl: *Instant orgasm*
Other guy: Woah! Jesus Finger! Where's my camera?

Jesus Finger by S3X0NF11R3 December 7, 2010

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Jesus freak

Someone who:
Has a bracelet,bumper sticker,t-shirt, etc with Christian phrases on it.

Is a born again Christian.

Goes to church.

Talks freely to many people about their beliefs.

Has the fire of Jesus in their heart.

That person is such a Jesus Freak!

Jesus freak by Jesus Freak July 5, 2003

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