Lil’ Bagel Hole

The anus. The sphincter.

She made me tongue punch her lil’ bagel hole.

His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.

I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.

by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020

to shoot so. a holler

to let so. know, to get back to so.

Shoot me a holler if you would like some help!

by Armnaxis November 28, 2004

holy bananas

anything pertaining to disbelief

"Holy bananas, I can't believe she fit that all in there"

by boner bandit April 1, 2008

Stubby Holder

An insulated holder for beer cans and bottles. Australian for koozie.

Man it's hot - have you got a stubby holder to keep my beer cold?

by korey g March 12, 2007

go die in a hole

used in instances when you just want someone to piss off

stop talking your preppy shit go die in a hole

by Michaela January 12, 2005

Ace in the Hole

any thing advantageous one keeps hidden until the right moment to use it. This is a play on playing cards, in which the Ace is the highest ranking card.

"Viagra was my uncle's Ace in the Hole with this girl last night. Ugh... -_-"

by Tarrell Bets January 23, 2004

holes eye

When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.

While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.

The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.

The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.

by NCKnobster February 24, 2011