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socksual intercourse 

you are in a rush to have sex. you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.
girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1
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I suck at 

When you are bad at doing something.
I suck at by grei_eba August 1, 2009

shit socks

Tits that look like socks with a lump of shit inside them
Kevin: Man, thos strippers were not very attractive.
Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.
shit socks by mexnfx September 6, 2011
-noun. a sexual encounter in which six parties engage in an orgy involving only acts of oral sex,


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Hendrix - Dude , howd the orgy go...you put it in the butt?

Alex - Nah, turned out to just be a sucksome.


sucksome by aye pay pay January 18, 2009

Sacksplosion 

Occurs when a great deal of pressure is placed on the scrotum causing it to split and everything inside to erupt out.
When the car drove over his nut sack it resulted in a massive sacksplosion
Sacksplosion by Toas May 27, 2009

Shucksigymba 

Anything awesome or worthwhile. Used at a Nashville private school called CPA. Another example of CPA Sarcasm. Most likely taken from a combination of the word "Shucks" and the last name of a CPA legend, John Moxygymba. Making Shucksigymba.
Max: Hey man, are we still going to your house for beer pong?

John: Dude! Of Course, you know I'm DTF.

Max: Shucksigymba!
Shucksigymba by Classic Murph April 29, 2011

Suck some rug

Slang term among carpet cleaners for cleaning carpet.
Lead: Well, lets go suck some rug.

Assistant: ok.
Suck some rug by pythonruiz September 17, 2012