sucksome

-noun. a sexual encounter in which six parties engage in an orgy involving only acts of oral sex,


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Hendrix - Dude , howd the orgy go...you put it in the butt?

Alex - Nah, turned out to just be a sucksome.

sucksome by aye pay pay January 18, 2009

Sucksome

Describes and downplays an unexpected letdown. Combines words awesome and suck(s).

Want to know what’s awesome? I hurt my foot. What’s awesome about that? It’s not, I was being sarcastic. It SUCKS 🤬 Ohh, it Sucksome🤏🏼

Sucksome by HunkyBeat May 23, 2020

Suck some rug

Slang term among carpet cleaners for cleaning carpet.

Lead: Well, lets go suck some rug.

Assistant: ok.

Suck some rug by pythonruiz September 17, 2012

socksome 

When a 2 people join a sock together for sexual pleasure.

My best friend asked me to join she and her sock for a socksome.

socksome by sock king February 23, 2019

suckometer 

A soon to be invented machine that measures how badly your life sucks on a scale of one to 10. Anything over 10 is reason to seek immediate help.

According to my suckometer, my life today isn't too bad. It sucked much worse last week.

suckometer by annieoakley April 16, 2010

National Suck Some Penis Day 

September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You

- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you

National Suck Some Penis Day by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022

suck some flame 

smoking marijuana; comes from smoking out of a pipe or water pipe when you suck the flame to light the bud

guy: hey wanna suck some flame later?

other guy: hell yea

suck some flame by rawrycots January 21, 2009