Dave Bergh-ed

1) to consistently gravitate towards the unnecessary;

2) to take something simple and pure and turn that the thing into something repugnant;
3) to hate-fuck a chick and blow your wad in her ear

-"The job interview was going well until I totally Dave Bergh-ed it."

-"How so?"

-"Well, she was asking me to define leadership when I got nervous and blew my wad in her ear."

-"Oh."

by Steve with Warrior Balls December 6, 2011

Eat berries and chill

Something you want to do with a REAL wifey ting, usually referring to waking up with her in the morning and eating berries with her.

Guy 1: Yo fahm i really want to eat berries and chill with that ting
Guy 2: I know right fahm that girl is a wifey ting

by Theo_bASTARD May 15, 2016

sean berger

a little fetus, who is very pathetic. exposes others. had a microscopic peen (1 inches). acts like a child and had temper tantrums. also has dirt on a kid and forces him to give him stuff (like an i phonr)

patrick:“hey you know that sean berger kid”
fred:“oh yeah the one that looks like a 7 year old “
adam:“ew ive seen his asshole”
cole: “he cries over girls when he has friends over”

by harrionbergeron November 26, 2018

don't kapsen the berg

Expresion used to call a dutch guy when he's being lame or when he fucked something up or when he tells a bad joke.

Alex: "Hey Pie-eater, wanna go to Scottsdale tonight???"
Pie-eater: "Nah, mate-k... I'll be online"
Rich: "C'mon Pie-eater, don't kapsen the berg..."

by Farry October 3, 2007

Trout and Berries

The new awesome. Sometimes pronounced "tree-yot 'nd burries"

Rafael- "OMG, Christy. Your new mustache bag is soooo trout and berries"
Christy- "Wow, thanks, and your 'fro comb is trout and berries too!"

by CoolAsACucumber December 7, 2010

Pulling a Bernie

To stick your beak in it at all times and then not turn up to work the next day

he was so drunk last night he ended up pulling a Bernie today

by dghdkghdkghkjghdfkghg July 14, 2011

dingle-berry

A very small piece of shit intertwined with nut hairs and lint-balls from underwear. Dingle-berries are usually lodged via nut hairs on the upper inner thigh area next to the "scrotum pits " or inside the scrotum pits themselves. When dingle-berries age, they break free and attach themselves to underwear.

Dave washed his drawers but one damn dingle-berry is still there!

by J_B. December 27, 2007