if you want to be a self-made man or The Teflon Don you need to start by learning how to be eating berries
by Sexydimma January 4, 2014
Something you want to do with a REAL wifey ting, usually referring to waking up with her in the morning and eating berries with her.
Guy 1: Yo fahm i really want to eat berries and chill with that ting
Guy 2: I know right fahm that girl is a wifey ting
Guy 2: I know right fahm that girl is a wifey ting
by Theo_bASTARD May 6, 2016
a term your best friend will use when they need toilet paper in their minecraft underground gucci hamster
by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021
When there can only be one winner, but you like the person you're against, you would say this almost like you are asking to tie the game.
originally from the Hunger Games
originally from the Hunger Games
by TheSugarGlider August 27, 2021
Eating the red berries is showing somebody that it's safe to do something.
This phrase derived from how a monkey won't eat the red berries unless they see another monkey eat them.
When somebody is being forced to do something and don't want to do it, eating the red berries would be doing the thing for them then telling them it's safe to do.
This phrase derived from how a monkey won't eat the red berries unless they see another monkey eat them.
When somebody is being forced to do something and don't want to do it, eating the red berries would be doing the thing for them then telling them it's safe to do.
Child: No! I don't want to eat asparagus!
Mother: You have to eat them! They are healthy!
Child: They look gross!
Mother: Father, help me out here!
Father: Fine, I guess I'll be eating the red berries.
(Father eats some asparagus)
Father: See? It's healthy. Not the tastiest thing on the planet, but it's tasty enough to eat.
(Child eats some asparagus)
Child: Oh hey, it's not that bad!
Mother: You have to eat them! They are healthy!
Child: They look gross!
Mother: Father, help me out here!
Father: Fine, I guess I'll be eating the red berries.
(Father eats some asparagus)
Father: See? It's healthy. Not the tastiest thing on the planet, but it's tasty enough to eat.
(Child eats some asparagus)
Child: Oh hey, it's not that bad!
by mr_onomatopoeia September 20, 2022