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a piece of shit that hangs on one of your ass hairs and wont fall off.
Damn dingle-berry is still there and i wiped twenty times!
by Johnny B September 09, 2003
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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When wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt.
If you use that generic toilet paper, you'll get dingleberries.
by samiam6977 January 16, 2009
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A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.
*Plink*

Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.

by Joatamon December 13, 2005
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A small piece of poo clinging for dear life on the ass hair like it's the gym rope
Ahhh! where are the scissors!
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Spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.
by Zorra September 27, 2005
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