CARE

An acronym used in professional settings in which you need to cover yourself to ensure that you are compliant with working standards.

C - Cover
A - Ass
R - Remain
E - Employed

You need to CARE more otherwise you'll get screwed! Remember Cover Ass Remain Employed.

by WelshDan May 6, 2024

career tenant

A low morality individual who applies for tenancies, doesn’t pay rent for months/years, and then moves on to the next lease after forced eviction. Typically unemployed, a sex offender and/or a drug addict. Believes they are owed everything, and that the world is against them, while being a burden to their community.

James never hasn’t worked in 5 years, and doesn’t pay for any housing because he is a career tenant.

by Kekkers120 June 17, 2024

care of his ice cube tray

When you take care of a man’s ice cube tray

I took care of his ice cube tray

by corporate barbie June 18, 2024

care digger

Someone who only likes people (mostly men) because of how much time they give caring for them with cooking, cleaning, laundry, childcare etc.

Guy: You’re such a gold digger.
Girl: Excuse me! I cook, I clean, I even look after your kids that you made me with your baby’s mumma.
Guy: Yeah but that’s what men do. Do what you do best.
Girl: You’re a care digger!
Guy: Sure thing gold digger 🙄

by Spacepony June 23, 2024

careless whiskers

When you have stranded wire and want to insert that into a connector, you should take care that all the tiny wires (strands) go into the connector. Any strands that miss the connector's terminal (and go stray), might end up in the vicinity of the connector, where they might be touchable by a human or animal (electric shock hazard!), or they might touch other parts of the electric circuit, and subsequently cause a short (hazard of electric fire, explosion, or ignition of flammable materials/parts nearby).
Coined sometime in this century by Clive Mitchell (aka BigCliveDotCom) in one of his YouTube videos.

"There's some strands of this wire that didn't make it into the terminal. Careless Whiskers, as I tend to call them" or paraphrased
--BigClive, probably while filming a WAGO connector review video

by DerMurks1982 February 20, 2024

Career drinker

Those who incorporate drinking into every fabric of their being.

Cancun is full of career drinkers, who see only the bottom of their glasses and wallets.

by Whosetosay February 22, 2024

Careful with that axe Eugene!

1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'

2. A song by Pink Floyd

3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac

Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

by BaklavaMcFunny February 29, 2024