The Hickter Scale

Scales for measuring Mark Hickmans Cringquakes (Incredibly Cringey Moments)...
The Hickter Scale is the best known scale for measuring the magnitude of cringy moments performed by Mark Hickman. The magnitude value is proportional to the logarithm of the amplitude of the strongest cringe wave during an "cringequake". A recording of 7, for example, indicates a disturbance with ground motion 10 times as large as a recording of 6. The table below gives the frequency of cringequakes in a year and the effects of the cringequakes based on this scale.

Hickter scale no. Frequency per Week

<3 - 800 000 Detected only by cringemometers .

3 - 30 000 Just about noticeable by others.

4 - 800 Most people notice them.

5/6 - 1400 Everyone notices them, asked to leave shops.

7/8 - 15 Serious damage: People cross the road to avoid, people may collapse.

9 - Great damage, most people run in fear.

10 - One every 5 to 10 years Total damage, people have been known to "drop dead".

The Hickter Scale:

Mark will attempt to chat up a girl by telling her he loves her.

Nearby people will give him a rating, something this severe would usually earn a 7.

by :)pusihtedamzeb February 25, 2010

Hicksville

A term used to desribe a town called Inglewood in NZ. Full of Hicks, bogans and Joe Dirt wanabees.

none needed

by squashi_mitsu December 6, 2003

hickster

Hick + Gangster

The guys shooting empty cans of beer with their hats on backwards.

Chris is a hickster.. hunting in his camo South Pole gear.

by imaprettycoolbrunette June 11, 2005

hickspanic

1. The bastardized Spanish spoken by the majority of North American born-and-bred teens, often based off a weak understanding of standard high-school Spanish classes.

2. Language patterns that mix the English and Spanish languages, with less knowledge o the Spanish language than Spanglish.

Notes: Both are increasingly popular, bred heavily by online translators.

1. Ese dama muy loco. Muy caliente.

2. That dama was really loco, but really caliente.

N. I fluently speak English, French and Hickspanic

by Alice Peters February 11, 2006

bathing suit hickey

Action doll of the legend James Hickey with pool-side accesories. Comes complete with plastic sun lounger and pint glass.

I've got the new Bathing Suit Hickey, i know its a doll but he looks so sexy in that bathing suit!

My Bathing Suit Hickey is passed out on the side of the pool cos he drunk too much!

by hickdogg June 7, 2005

Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks was an overrated immoral stand up comic who advocated mandatory recreational drug use.

Bill Hicks said there was no such thing as death so what does it matter that he's dead?

by A. Bunker May 2, 2006

Hickory Valley

A small town about 15 minutes from Bolivar, TN. There is a cotton gin, two little stores (you can get gas at one!), a post office, and a home improvement store, where you can buy nails that you weigh nd put into a paper bag. There is also a "bar" that allows you to drive up, honk your horn, and buy Budweiser in bottles.

A fab place to do anything in the world and never get caught, because NOBODY is ever there!

Dude, we need to find a Hickory Valley so we can see Mary Jane.

by glumchum1 August 26, 2009