Super Blumpkin

The very prestigious achievement of getting head while playing call of duty.

My girlfriend gave me a Super Blumpkin last night it was amazing!!! She made me cum when I got a nuke!!!

by Ralflyhead June 1, 2011

Blumpkin

The meaning for everything that is good in life.

Blumpkins! come on it describes itself

by Swat23 July 24, 2008

Blumpkin

A Halloween Pumpkin with no eyes
Its got a lot of Fibre in it and it helps u shit.

meh blumpkin

by i am matt shadows September 18, 2009

blumpkin

a blowjob given to person who is shitting

the only way to get bobby off is to give him a blumpkin.

by puppadup June 17, 2015

Blumpkin

Awkwardly-Social human who tends not to fit into crowds (even anti-social crowds), often doing random acts of stupidity for attention, or slowly fading away into the Master universe of all blumpkins in which the Original Blumpkin controls.

"hey bro whats up"(normal human sentence) "man imsoo high lets get high, bro can i go to the store for you for a smoke even in -50 i dont care bro, hey bro dont you love lil wayne i love lil wayne bro"(blumpkin sentence)

by thecanadiancreator November 23, 2014

beuping

burping after consuming a large quantity of beer fast

alyssa started beuping after doing several beer bongs

by bannanabutt July 6, 2008

Blumpchode

When you recieve a blumpkin and the turd that you produce is at least as wide as it is long (see chode)

"Hey! Even better than the blumpkin she gave me yesterday was the blumpCHODE of today! Awesome!"

by Chodaextreme November 3, 2008