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philpotts

A synonym for 'awesome' or 'supercool'. Can be used at any time and by anyone as long as they are philpotts themself.
Zoe: That is totally philpotts!

Harry: Huh, I'm a peacock!
by Zoeena April 6, 2009
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Softcore pimp - (n) - defined previously.

Hardcore pimp - (n) - a pimp who has risen spiritually and emotionally above his peers who claim to be "pimps." A hardcore pimp is the epitome of pimpiness - his wields the pimp field with frightening alacrity, accuracy, and ardor. He has no use for these so-called "hoes", or female prostitutes. He ordains himself with few ornaments, often preferring a feather and simple robes. They value life as a whole on this world, respect what is natural, and seek to improve humanity. The weapon he wields is the pimp cane, which is used often by softcore pimps who use it to bother his "hoes" or other people. Those trained in its use can channel the pimp force. In addition, when used for self defense allow a hardcore pimp to defend with such skill that few weapons, short of modern warfare, and penetrate his weave. For a softcore pimp to advance to a hardcore pimp requires concentration, wisdom, foresight, and compassion. The process takes years, often under the training of a Master Pimp.

The hardcore pimp is well educated, often with a Doctoral in Philosophy, English, or the arts.

The most common objects that he pimps are chairs, houseplants, and windows. These are easy to pimp and are ubiquitous, serving as a well from which he can draw the pimp force to use against runaway softcore pimps.

While I have used "he" here, it is used as a gender-neutral pronoun. There are as many female hardcore pimps as male hardcore pimps.

I challenge you to become a hardcore pimp - to seek knowledge and learn - to cultivate morality - to find your life's destiny - to be the person that you were meant to be.
He's not a hardcore pimp, I believe. He "pimps" his "hoes" and places himself above others.

Hardcore pimps use their powers for what is right in this world - what makes a difference - what needs to be addressed.
by Pimp Daddy O January 29, 2004
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phipps

A common name for someone severely affected by the sun. A Phipps will turn lobster-red, suffer sweeping mood-swings, & then seek solitude in a darkened room. This is known to occur annually in many cases, and is more common in foreign lands.
by Matt Owen (Leicester) July 12, 2006
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Pimp Hand

by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003
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Pimp Kick

The act of kicking another,like a pimp.
To do so, stand up straight, and if the person is on your left hand side, extend your right leg around behind yourself, and; kick dat bitch like a pimp.(just use left leg if the person is on your right hand side)
franco: "Did you show dat fo not to fuck wit Grove?"

Vince: "Yea foo, I pimp kicked dat mark ass trick}."

"Shutup before you get Pimp Kicked, you trick ass bitch"
by Vince Padilla May 24, 2005
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pimp drill

It's a pimps penus. Also refered as the pimp drill.
Marrisa:Russlan didn't give me any orgasims because he had no pimp drill.
by Andre June 11, 2005
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Morrison's Pimp Shack

Rm 126 in Maloney High School, where Gordon "Flash" Morrison pimps mad hoes son. He got them buckwilin' all up is his grill. He bump n grinds w/ them til the break of dawn, then hands out quysics phizzes to his students and talked about Social Security while occasionally wincing/twitching his eyes.
by bittithoe May 5, 2005
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