A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence. Thomsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thomsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thomsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thomson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thomson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thomson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thomson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thomson
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thomson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thomson
by Koreans are bad January 6, 2016
Get the Thomson mug.verb -- to place a pubic hair on a beverage container -- usualy done as a prank. Named after the United States Supreme Court Justice who allegedly held up a can of Coke and asked "who has put a pubic hair on my Coke?" to the woman (Anita Hill) he supervised and was harrassing sexually.
Bob pranked me bad last night by ordering 20 pizzas delivered to my room, but I got him back by Clarence Thomasing his Dr. Pepper at lunch.
by sguire June 8, 2013
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A phallic everyday object that is being used as a sex toy and is accidentally left out in a suggestive location not usually associated with the object (ie. carrot at bedside, banana in bathroom)
If spotted, the owner usually makes up some wild but lucid excuse as for why it is resting there, as he has had to explain himself before.
Others knowingly call these Thompson Tubes.
If spotted, the owner usually makes up some wild but lucid excuse as for why it is resting there, as he has had to explain himself before.
Others knowingly call these Thompson Tubes.
"Why is there a frozen corn dog hiding amongst his Girls Gone Wild DVDs?"
"Must be a Thompson Tube."
dildo sex toy
"Must be a Thompson Tube."
dildo sex toy
by BurnThatBridge October 1, 2009
Get the Thompson Tube mug.love the Thomas Kissing Game. (so called after the first Thomas we played with was Thomas).
The rules are simple:
1. Select a 'Thomas' this can be someone you know, or for the more advanced players, a random in a pub/club/public area.
2. Player 1 kisses the 'Thomas' without him noticing (usually on the back or shoulder)
3. The following players take it in turns to kiss the Thomas
4. There is no winner, but you lose if you get punched by the Thomas
5. Actually you can win if you are the last to get punched.
Notes:
The more long and lingering your kiss the better
Eye contact with a rival player during kiss is an extra nice touch
kudos is awarded for kissing in special zones (Thomas' have been kissed on the shoe and crotch)
It is also acceptable to recruit the help of others not initially involved in the game to kiss Thomas. This works particularly well with girls kissing a male Thomas because they are much less likely to get punched.
For players aged 5+
no of players 2-12
Now get out there and enjoy it.
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The rules are simple:
1. Select a 'Thomas' this can be someone you know, or for the more advanced players, a random in a pub/club/public area.
2. Player 1 kisses the 'Thomas' without him noticing (usually on the back or shoulder)
3. The following players take it in turns to kiss the Thomas
4. There is no winner, but you lose if you get punched by the Thomas
5. Actually you can win if you are the last to get punched.
Notes:
The more long and lingering your kiss the better
Eye contact with a rival player during kiss is an extra nice touch
kudos is awarded for kissing in special zones (Thomas' have been kissed on the shoe and crotch)
It is also acceptable to recruit the help of others not initially involved in the game to kiss Thomas. This works particularly well with girls kissing a male Thomas because they are much less likely to get punched.
For players aged 5+
no of players 2-12
Now get out there and enjoy it.
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Y: Lets play the Thomas Kissing Game
X: Who is the 'Thomas' tonight? how about that really annoying prick over there.
Y: No way, lets make it that geeky boy over there.
X: OK, I will go first, but remember i am kissing him but looking at you.
X: Who is the 'Thomas' tonight? how about that really annoying prick over there.
Y: No way, lets make it that geeky boy over there.
X: OK, I will go first, but remember i am kissing him but looking at you.
by simonmillage January 23, 2009
Get the The Thomas Kissing Game mug.- person 1 : "What do you have today ? You don't look really good."
- person 2 : "I know, it's because of Emma Thompson, I've been Thompstered while watching Howard's End."
- person 1 : "Oh I hope you're gonna go through it all."
- person 2 : "I know, it's because of Emma Thompson, I've been Thompstered while watching Howard's End."
- person 1 : "Oh I hope you're gonna go through it all."
by Emmeryte November 16, 2014
Get the emma thompson mug.A delicious pandemic twist to a traditional Eggs Danny Thomas. When you turn your plexiglass covid protection shield horizontal and watch from underneath while a lovely lady of the evening graciously pinches off a steaming crumpet or two for your enjoyment.
The office is full of plexiglass covid shields. WTF are we going to do with all these? Let’s take a couple and head to Vegas. I’m sure we can score some eggs Danny Thomas covid style. Let em drop braaaaaahhhh! I’m down.
by Dick Onchin May 8, 2021
Get the Eggs Danny Thomas Covid Style mug.A large burly man who ususally lives in high places such as mountains. Most noteable for the copping of trees with his bear penis. Most say he is a giant, however he is a bear. He protects the forrests of corruption with his arsonal of weapons. He is feirce so DO NOT approach, unless you have a deathwish by dickings.
by Satan's Little Clown Car December 6, 2009
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