Austin Cole

A filthy hipster who messed up his ankle and is forever crippled and spends his days alone making his own home videos in a shag tent full of dildos

Austin Cole is a punk ass bitch

by BigRedNWA57 March 7, 2015

Colter

A colter is the opposite of a heater. Instead of producing heat, it produces chill.

It's so hot! Let's turn the colter on!

by ashleyboggle July 11, 2019

coleby

A guy who is hated by most people including himself yet everyone hangs out with him.

Ugh look its coleby

by Monster_prodigy June 14, 2018

USS Cole

UK slang

A ship that's got a hole in it.

3 degrees to starboard helmsman we don't wanna be a USS Cole do we?

by black flag June 2, 2004

The Colbert Report

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".

"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

Steven Colbert

Absolutely nothing. How absolute morons spell "Stephen Colbert" when taking the time to write out an definition for the guy on this website without bothering to check for one second to see if they got the name right. (See also: "Jon Stuart")

"lols i luv steven colbert he is so funny!!!!"
"Get cancer."

by will farell lol September 6, 2007

cole

stupid fag with a tiny dick that thinks he looks like hercules but his back is about as hot as lucindas face it also resembles AJs back he dates a girl named ashley but she really has a boner bigger then he coould dream of having.................i would fuck his step mom

lets fuck coles mom

by cock master 27 February 13, 2010