asphole

Kind of like an asshole, but they also have Asperger's

Matt just would not shut up during break time at work last night. He was being such a damn asphole

by MoronsPissMeOff May 4, 2017

asshole

GEORGE W. BUSH, that son of a bitch!

Bush is the asshole of the world!

by crazykrazyqrazy December 31, 2007

Cigarette Asshole

Cigarette Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, describing to the cashier what cigarettes they choose to spend their unemployment benefits on and kill themselves with. The description is often something like “Kool 100 slim unfiltered menthols in a hard pack” hence confusing the befuddled cashier, and pissing off everyone else waiting in line. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You might as well shoot yourself or leave and try a different store. See Mustang Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible asshole personality combinations.

'Why doesn't Cigarette Asshole just jump off a cliff? That way, they can speed up the whole death process and spare me the next 3 hours waiting in line."

by mad genius December 5, 2010

Asshole of the World

A place that nobody wants to be, either because it's boring, or it's just plain stupid.

I dropped out of school because I lived in the asshole of the world.

by Billy Yesko May 21, 2006

Ashleigh

A really beautiful girl. Often loves and cares for many people

One day, Ashleigh sucked my dick, she was so caring!

by Allgood January 2, 2008

Big Asshole

Refers to the male of the species who uses the "I'm different" image to lure trusting female. Falls in "love" very quickly. Will seduce you, move in with you, play video games for hours on end, and rip your heart out when the relationship requires effort and openess on his behalf. Will attempt to avoid confrontation by planning to move out before you get home from work but because he doesn't know how to read a clock, fucks you to "console" you. Will end the relationship with "it's not you, it's me. Let's be friends"

"I just lost 150 pounds of dead weight"

"How did you do that?"

"I got rid of my big asshole"

by Woman Scorn'd January 13, 2005

Asshole

A person, or thing that looks exactly like the hole of an ass, or acts like there is shit spewing out of their mouth

man Vincent is such an ASSHOLE! he grabbed my cock out of no where and ripped my balls off

that dog over there just pissed on my shoe, what an asshole!!

do you see how wide that guys mouth is?! what an asshole!!

by chya mamma December 17, 2008