potato butt 

Combination stank of swamp nuts/twat, unwashed/wiped ass, armpit, dirty socks, road grime and bad breath producing a funk akin to a bag of rotten potatos. Usually associated with truck drivers that have been on the road for extended periods without a shower.

Shop Planner: what the hell is that nasty funky ass smell?
Parts Coordinator: oh, that was potato butt! that driver never takes a shower!

potato butt by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

mouse potatoe 

The computer equivalant of a couch potatoe

mouse potatoe by Michelle August 5, 2003

fuck the mashed potatoes 

Slang for the act of ruining a meal for the other diners. Generally used in the context of a dinner party at a private residence, but can also apply to a meal enjoyed in a restaurant.
A more general definition applies when someone manages to spoil an event for the group by doing something very inappropriate.

Every time my girl and I double-date with James and Amy, We end up leaving early because James always manages to fuck the mashed potatoes by drinking too much and starting a screaming match with Amy about who spends to much money.

fuck the mashed potatoes by MikeinVA January 2, 2008

potato quality

adjective.
Used to describe low quality videos

1:dude did you shot this video with a potato?
2:yeah i agree this video has the worse kind of potato quality

potato quality by awaffleduck September 8, 2014

Couch Potato 

A parody song of Loose Yourself by Eminem sung by Weird Al Yankovic.

Some lyrics:

"My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)"

Did you hear Weird Al sining "Couch Potato" on the radio last night?

Couch Potato by FrodoBagginz February 11, 2010

potato masher

german stick hand grenade

The germans used potato mashers in WWI and WWII

potato masher by The Col. December 4, 2004

Hot Potato 

A live grenade, esp one that has it's pin removed and handle flown.

Holy shit it's a hot potato!

Hot Potato by NoXion March 26, 2005