3 definitions by MikeinVA
Slang for the act of ruining a meal for the other diners. Generally used in the context of a dinner party at a private residence, but can also apply to a meal enjoyed in a restaurant.
A more general definition applies when someone manages to spoil an event for the group by doing something very inappropriate.
A more general definition applies when someone manages to spoil an event for the group by doing something very inappropriate.
Every time my girl and I double-date with James and Amy, We end up leaving early because James always manages to fuck the mashed potatoes by drinking too much and starting a screaming match with Amy about who spends to much money.
by MikeinVA December 7, 2007
Similar to Wingman, a WingMilf is the attractive older woman who accompanies you to bars and nightclubs as a platonic friend and in doing so increases your chances of meeting available women.
A WingMilf can make a man seem more attractive and safer to other women, because some women may judge a man's suitability based on the woman he is currently with. So basically if a man is with a very attractive woman, other women will assume he is more likely to be an acceptable candidate for a relationship. The WingMilf expands upon this concept by also presenting the man as being a safer choice. One added benefit is that a WingMilf can "talk up" the man to the other women, thus aligning with the stereotype of a mother trying to set her son up with a "nice girl".
A WingMilf can make a man seem more attractive and safer to other women, because some women may judge a man's suitability based on the woman he is currently with. So basically if a man is with a very attractive woman, other women will assume he is more likely to be an acceptable candidate for a relationship. The WingMilf expands upon this concept by also presenting the man as being a safer choice. One added benefit is that a WingMilf can "talk up" the man to the other women, thus aligning with the stereotype of a mother trying to set her son up with a "nice girl".
By myself I would not have had a chance, but with Monica as my WingMilf, the ladies were practically lining up to meet me!
by MikeinVA April 1, 2009
The maritime version of "good in the hood". While asking someone onboard a ship, "All good in the hood?" would be understood, the word "hood" might be seen in some circles as mildly racist. Thus, the invention of "hip on the ship". Enjoy.
Bosun: "Good morning, Captain Michelle! All hip on the ship?"
Captain: "Yes, things are going very well."
Captain: "Yes, things are going very well."
by MikeinVA August 20, 2020