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Definitions by awaffleduck

You meant to search porn but it was too dark to see so you searched oirn on Google. You saw this on urbandictionary and it made you curious so you clicked this. now you are here.
i feel like beating the meat *types oirn into Google*
oirn by awaffleduck January 26, 2015

potato quality

adjective.
Used to describe low quality videos
1:dude did you shot this video with a potato?
2:yeah i agree this video has the worse kind of potato quality
potato quality by awaffleduck September 8, 2014

biscuit sewing kit 

A biscuit box that is filled with your mom or your grandma's sewing kit. Strangely everybody can relate to this.
"Dude I was looking for something to munch on and I found a biscuit box. Turns out it was a biscuit sewing kit and now my stomach is grumbling."

tall guy sass 

An act of sassing a shorter person with your height. Works with anybody shorter than you and fun for all ages.
"I heard that guy has a bad case of tall guy sass, must've been a midget when he was young."

Person 1:"Bet you can't even dunk."
Person 2:"Don't tall guy sass me."
tall guy sass by awaffleduck July 3, 2014

internet explorer 

Us. We are internet explorers
Me:"Hey Sam, we're internet explorers."
Sam:"Dear god"

downward tomato 

A person who is depressed because they don't know where they belong. Downward being depressed, tomato being neither a fruit or a vegetable and thus make it out of place
Mike is a downward tomato because he doesn't know wether he belongs to the nerd group or the art group