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Condomaro

The definition of someone who owns a camaro and uses it as their residential address. This word can only be used if the person owns a Camaro.
“Damn Alyssa them light grey bath rugs are gonna match the paint inside your condomaro!”
by ZayuZayn November 22, 2018
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Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”

“Shure bro”

*passes butter*

“Bro, this is salted butter”

Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*

Thanks bro
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*

“Why are you crying bro?”

“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”

“Bro...”
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”

“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*

Thanks bro
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*

“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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Condom

Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego
Im not ready to have a kind lets use a condom
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condom

u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers
u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019
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Condom

Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
"Man...if it hasn't been for this Condom,I would have screwed this up"
by MVPMike April 25, 2019
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Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
by vodkvh July 21, 2019
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