baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

by Carl November 22, 2004

cave cheese

1) when a chick doesnt clean too well in her "special area" and little chunks of debris slowly form into pieces of smelly cheese.

dude, oh man, seriously, i went down on sally the other night and laid my tongue into some serious cave cheese man. i almost barfed all over her!

by kurticus July 7, 2007

Jamie's grilled cheese

A grilled cheese made in the toaster, not in an oven or stovetop.

After making a Jamie's grilled cheese, one should be prepared to clean it up.

by Brandon January 23, 2005

Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger

A burger that comes with capers and goat cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

cheese burgits

The name of traditional greasy cheese burgers from any fast-food eating establishment....when your enibriated.

Bro... Marley Fest was the shiznit. Tremendo cachimbation.

I know let get some cheese burgits.

by JBeasty April 22, 2009

government cheese

Government cheese is a blend of cheese handed out to needy families in the United States during the Reagan administration. Many different blends of cheese were used in it's production, however today the most comparable cheese would be colby.

I sure wish we could still get some government cheese

by brizbang October 18, 2006

dick cheese

bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese

by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 15, 2006