give the time 

TO have sex, it is in The Catcher in the Rye

what do u do every night
I give the time every night

give the time by Alex klfjd;kf jls;dfkjaslkf February 10, 2008

the tops 

As in "The Best". Famous line from a Seinfeld episode where Mel Torme tells Kramer that he thinks his life is "The Tops".

Well, guys, I think that's the tops!

the tops by Skeeve July 16, 2008

Charlie in the Trees

You hear something that you can't see, or, an object thrown in yor direction, but you don't know who threw it.

*loud bang*
"Charlie in the Trees man! RUN!"

or

*Pencil flys past your head*
"CHARLIE IN THE TREES, GET DOWN!"

Charlie in the Trees by Shut Up man March 24, 2009

The truth-crucials

Pretty simple really, a combination of the truth of reality and something that is crucial to your well-being. In other words, it is something, you've "gotta have". In all honesty, this word originated on 3 Reinert at Saint Louis University...

Man, that Subway was the truth-crucials...

Bro, I've got to get an A on that Psychology exam...it's the truth-crucials!

The truth-crucials by Room308IsThatTruth February 17, 2009

The Toliet Song

A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".

Lyrics to The Toliet Song:

♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O

The Toliet Song by Telephony November 1, 2015

the trumpsubject 

A shorthand manner of referring to the wider topic of all the mind-boggling bullshit related to 45 and his administration.

Let’s try to have a meal together without getting onto the trumpsubject!

the trumpsubject by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2020

The Thumper 

A glorious sexual act, which is simply the missionary position with one of the female counterpart’s legs hiked up over the male’s shoulder.

Last night, I performed the thumper on that random chick from the bar.

The Thumper by Thump Sr April 12, 2021