infinite monkey theory

The now debunked theory that if you give an infinite number of monkeies an infinite number of typewriters, they will reproduce the works of Shakespeare, possibly Steinbeck, Tom Clancy, and the source code to Windows.

"It has been theorized that an infinite number of monkeys banging on an infinite number of typewriters would eventually reproduce the written works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this is not true." ~Kurt Vonnegut

by Andorr Gholorm September 14, 2003

infidelity

s a violation of a couple's assumed or stated contract regarding emotional and/or sexual exclusivity

most marriages end due to infidelity

by AOHARURIDE October 25, 2015

infinite lists

A hella cut guy with red hair that she be known as the face of Free time. He's not fake, more like the realist person you"ll ever know. You always get a smile out of watching his videos and livestreams.

Hey, let's watch infinite lists

by Aiesha23 June 8, 2019

infringle

To knowingly release false or misleading statements during the course of a legal action in the hopes that intimidation and/or extortion may lead to profit.

Origin: Slashdot comments (Samba Team Points Out SCO's Hypocrisy)

"My lawyer advised me that I would probably have no grounds for the infrigement lawsuit, but I mangaged to infringle some money out of a couple of loser companies anyway!"

by Rixel August 20, 2003

infoul

to describe something that is stupid or unattractive

You are an infoul beast.

by Bryon Ciotti December 19, 2003

Infearmation

The news we get from the media to keep us in formation.

Sars, Y2K, Killer-Bees, Gas Shortages

by Barry Morse May 8, 2004

infunmation

Similar to infotainment. Made by shoving 'fun' in the middle of 'information'. Infunmnation is knowledge that is actually enjoyably received. Not neccessarily interesting knowledge, just fun knowledge.

"There is so much infunmation on UrbanDictionary.com"

by Lawson May 13, 2005