hapz

to get happy, cheerful or excited

:ye he gon link michelle
:fo real?
:ye, she was ovvva hapz bout it..he is bum

by 384179342 November 20, 2003

app-happy

adj. (1) a frenzied state in which the smartphone user searches, installs and plays with applications to the point of neglecting work, sleep, family and life in general.

(2) the state of being dazed silly, giddy or incoherent, or engaging in abnormal behavior as a result of going way around the bend with smartphone apps.

nobody saw mark for a month when he got all app-happy with his new phone.

by stuku April 18, 2011

the miracle never happen

What Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney franchise says during the bad ending of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All. In said ending, he never sees his assistant and friend again after his guilty client got acquitted.

Phoenix: The miracle never happen... Maybe it wasn't supposed to... Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE March 2, 2021

happy slapping

Something that you'd think was unimaginable.
A 'Past-time' of gangs of complete idiots who go out and randomly hit/assault/rape people while recording it on their mobile phones, then distribute the video to otherpeople with camera phones.
These people are complete fuckwits that need eradicating from the face of the earth. No one should ever do anything like that to another human being. People like this should be shot so the likes of them will not plague the earth again.

(that happened)

My mate was 'Happy Slapped' when we were all in the park once. He was on his way home, and some random chav walked up to him and hit him while his mate taped it. My friend had to have stitches in his gum as the punch ripped the skin apart inside his mouth to the point that he could get his finger all the way up through his cheek...

by Hiuki July 27, 2005

happier than a pig in shit

Very happy. A pig in shit would be a happy pig, so we are even happier.

Interviewer: How do you feel having scored the winning goal?
Sport guy: Happier than a pig in shit.

by mattyboy May 16, 2004

happy-shampoo-dance

Where you are happy and dance because you have shampoo on your head. One needs to be exceedingly happy about having shampoo on one's head to truly perform a successful happy-shampoo-dance.

"I did the happy shampoo dance."

by (=] November 16, 2004

Trigger Happy T.V.

A show similar to, but much better than, Jackass. Dom Jolly is the man.

HELLO?! YEAH I'M IN THE MOVIES! NO, ITS RUBBISH, ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH!

by Big Boss Whitey July 12, 2005