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Float Status

When you can look in a woman’s eyes while you’re having sex and see she’s about to cum but continue stroking without breaking or cumming yourself
Last night, I was having sex with my girl and was in straight float status while she came over and over
by TeflonDon313 February 16, 2026
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Flogton

Someone who only finds problems and not solutions
"Classic Flogton behaviour. James completely botched the project, blamed everyone else while it was going under, then when we finally fixed it, he swooped in and took all the credit. Didn’t contribute anything useful, but somehow made himself look like the hero. Total Flogton—loud, useless, and always around when the spotlight’s on."
by 22doolF May 20, 2025
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floater

when in a pool, you may be kicked out due to a “floater.” this refers to feces.
“Some kid left a floater in the pool. Disgusting.”
by emo veemo June 28, 2025
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Flither

Flither (verb)
/ˈflɪð.ər/

To lightly and intentionally glide fingers, brushes, or soft objects across the skin in a barely-there way that feels soothing, tingly, or euphoric. A cross between stroking and whispering, but for your nervous system.
Examples:
• “I like to flither my makeup brush along my jawline. It feels like petting my own soul.”
• “She flithered the kabuki brush across her cheekbone and physically ascended.”
• “He kept flithering his fingertips along my arm, and I got goosebumps every time.”
• “This moisturizer flithers into my skin like angel tears.”

Related Forms:
• flithers – “She flithers her collarbone every morning after serum.”
• flithered – “I flithered myself to sleep. No regrets.”
• flithering – “Just flithering through life one brushstroke at a time.”
by VeeTheLetter October 2, 2025
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floating

A word with some very different uses and feeling associated with the action of floating
One of either

1) a state of mind where one feels like they're half dreaming or is existing slightly outside the moment, semi-detached from reality.

2) one is going along with the flow/what happens around them or doing actions and experiencing moments without thinking or fully knowing what's going on.
"I've not been paying attention I'm just floating"
"I'm just going to float this holiday"
by leam ooblek January 5, 2026
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The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)
Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.
I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.
by Donny L. Butts May 23, 2008
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