colleen

probably the hottest thing to walk the earth. A great gurl that makes everybody happy. She's pretty and smart and overall just really great.

Wow i wish my girlfriend was as good as colleen

by thegreatwallofchina January 25, 2010

lyndon state college

A fine academic establishment in Northern Vermont. During the winter, which lasts from October to May, students of LSC can typically be found skiing or snowboarding down the tiny-ass hill between the Stonehenge dorms and the Stonehenge parking lot, climbing the central "ice sculpture" which looks suspiciously phallic most of the time, coming up with incredibly creative methods of smoking pot, contracting food poisoning from the culinary anus of America (a.k.a. Stevens Dining Hall), or seeing how much alcohol it is possible to consume in one night (about 15 hours). During the summer, which is about two weeks of the time the college is actually inhabited by anything besides bears, moose, and really fucked up looking creatures known as "Public Safety Officers", all incoming freshmen are required to find out that no, you don't want to swim in the ponds on campus, and also that the Packing House is not at all worth their money.

Lyndon State College: A good place to get really, really fucked up.

by feceseater25 September 13, 2010

Boston College

Boston College is a school that is small enough so that walking around you always run into people you know, but large enough so that there are always new people to meet. BC is a great school, located in a great location, and although there are a few spoiled rich kids at BC, you realize that there is also a good number of stand up people at BC. BC has a stong academic background, good athletics (minus their amazing choking ability), and an underrated party scene.

And for the record I didn't apply to Notre Dame, nor did I ever have a desire to spend 4 years in bumblecrap Southbend.

"BC is losing to Syracuse?"

"Syracuse? But Temple beat Syracuse! Temple!"

"Let's go back to the mods"

by BCDubs May 8, 2005

2009 College Grad

screwed; unemployment line resident

You know, I almost wish I wasn't a 2009 College grad... I've already spent three months looking for a job with no luck!

by His little nymphette May 1, 2009

Jizz Collector

I man that keeps all his cum in a bottle.

Man i heard Beatrice is a Jizz Collector

by titfuck69 April 20, 2009

Cornell College

A small college always confused with larger and more prestigious Cornell University. Founded solely to confuse people.

Hey, check this out, I think I can get into Cornell College. Wait, why is there also a Cornell University... crap!

by DanielBr March 16, 2009

Marist College

Located in sketchy Po-town, Marist seems to be the nicest thing there. Walking around the perfectly cut grass of the campus green with the crazy squirrels, one may see an array of guys with popped collars with baseball hats half off their head. Girls in ugg boots. Also completing the outfit is the ipod, tucked under the shirt, while walking to class so one can listen to 2.3 minutes of music. With 1/3 of the school being from long island (which i guess is the "superior" place to be) then the rest from conn, upperstate NY, new jersey, new england or other. 4 days at LEAST a student will go out to a club/bar/frat and party...and get up for an 8am class.

At Marist College, save a balloon. pop a collar.

by FOXY LADY July 9, 2006