marching band

The only sport where no one sits on the sidelines.
wear all the hott guys are.
the best damn thing in my life¢¾

when we win we sing the pussy cat song...its the best part and makes you feel complete.
and everytime we win we storm the feild.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND!!!!!!!!!!

by Marchin_girly_66 April 28, 2007

Really Shit Band

Most often, a band of little musical talent or significance whatsoever. Usually, the type of band which your one crazy, musically incompetent friend listens to and rips guitar tab from off the internet in an attempt to impress others who could not tell the difference between a Really Shit Band and the sound of their own head imploding from horrible sounds the rest of us are subjected to.

I kicked Mark in the balls and he sounded like a Really Shit Band.

by Coiked April 13, 2004

garage band

an amateur band of usually highschoolers that plays in a garage or an unofficial place for fun

ya know one direction used to be a garage band before they got famous

by cyberghosthate January 16, 2016

the best band in the world

Listen up Bitches
There can be only ONE Band mentioned here whilst keeping a straight face!
THE BEATLES
You know its True!

Guy 1 The Best Band in the World are The Beatles
Guy 2 No Dude ,They Suck, Its Metallica
Guy 3 No Way Its either Nirvana or offspring
Guy 1 (Bitch Slaps the other twofor being complete Butt-Munchers

by jar jar stinks May 27, 2006

Devil's Band-Aid

The Devil's Band-Aid involves fucking a person from behind, then stabbing them in the side as to create a new hole. Then pulling out and fucking the hole you made. Just before you climax you pull out and seal the wound with your semen. This creates a "band-aid" when it dries.

Sonny performed a devil's band-aid on Chelsea, who died an hour later from blood loss.

by Shoopless November 19, 2009

da band

an over rated rap group selected out of various auditions and later signed by p.diddy. they sound like very other wanna be rapper out there with their cheap generic word play and irratible way repeating catch hooks.

man you sound like da band

by x January 11, 2004

one-man-band

a person that, by themself, makes music containing multiple parts, either by use of playing several instuments at once, or by layering their pieces of music overtop one another.

Andrew W.K.'s multiinstrumental abilities allow him to function as a one-man-band.

by andrew w.k. May 4, 2004