Alex

A cunt who won't reset his fucking minecraft world that was fucked up due to him using host privileges in a survival world.

"Fucking Alex won't make a new survival world Using the seed from the last bc hes a cunt."

by TotallyNotelmoninja263 August 24, 2019

Alex

The plural form of Alec.

Hey smart Alex! don’t you know it’s pronounced espresso?... not EXpresso!!!!

by Yo-yo 94 November 30, 2018

Alex

A guy who over exaggerates his life.

Alex said “ I lifted a ton of pounds today” I said “ no Alex ur over exaggerating”

by _my_username June 16, 2018

Alex

Alex is a mean person who only cares about himself he believes nobody is as great and mighty as him. DO NOT be friends with him!

Hey Alex hows the weather? Xander: F you

by thatonepotato July 23, 2015

Alex

Very slow and not smart plus needs to get the young D0
also a 2 inch by 16 inch chode does occur

A sloth like retard donkey (man bear pig)
e.g alex the man bear pig

by Filthy Frank Here February 28, 2013

Alex

A complete dill hole who eats bananas out of his ass and worships the gods of mother fuckering cunts. He likes to believe that he has a dick but in reality he just has a pickle shoved up his vagina. When he hears voices in his head, he is really just listening to the sound of his vagina talking to him. He also thinks that his girlfriend is good in bed, when, in reality, she is just another mother fucking whore. His nicknames often include crisp bread and schmuck fuck.

"That Alex is such a crisp bread."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."

by Whores panonymous October 11, 2013

Alex

Gay fag that suck his dads dick to get expensive things

Alex dou is hellla salty and hates on everyone and wears the same puma pants every day

by Alex hater September 17, 2018