Counter Stike

A Half-Life mod where there are 2 teams: Anti-Terroirst and Terrorists. Very populated, but has now been invaded by h4x0rs, n00bs, winers, campers and other lameasses. Also used to keep the people above from ruining better multiplayer games.

CS is gay shit

by Fury1671 November 8, 2003

Chunt

A more polite version of the common word for flange and curtains. Can be expanded on in the usual ways.

She had a chunt like a clowns trouser pocket etc

by Martin December 10, 2002

the Count

Someone who is too cool for words. They're the shiznit.

I live to serve the Count.

by jon.vs October 11, 2005

count macula

someone who gets their mac on in a creepy way
hitting on girls, and the girls think the guy is creepy
trying to be sexy/seductive but sounding extremely perverted

HAHAHAHAHHA look at their girl's face as count macula tried to hit on her

by count swagula April 10, 2011

Countdown

When you count your partners moans and time the exact moment that she has an orgasm

Girlfriend what are you counting
Boyfriend I'm doing a countdown your moans till the exact moment you have your orgasm so I can be done too.

by Reece bedell May 6, 2019

How you count?

Loosely the same as "what's up?", but usually used specifically to challenge/taunt somebody.

Rufus nails the alley-oop with a one-arm over-the-head pass from Mr. Smooth. They turn to their opponnent, arms raised, and say..."HOW YOU COUNT?!?"

by JG November 23, 2004

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

The biggest and most cancerous game in the counter-strike series to date! You'll find just about every emotion in this ball of absolute and utter autism called csgo for short. Whether you find yourself fending off wallers or aimbotters you are guaranteed to blow a head gasket. Maybe fancy yourself some casual? There you can find an assortment of terrible players who you couldn't possibly think would actually be having fun considering they are so bad at the game but alas before you press that mic key you are drowned out by the thousands of 6-12 year olds with aspergers spamming the mic with "dank memes" got a sick inventory? Well you must be Global right? HahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHDJFJICIGKFNFKTIGOGLFMFK........where did I go wrong?

Me: what's the diagnosis Doctor?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO

by Mmmmcereal June 3, 2016