Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009

Albertising

A rare condition suffered by people named Alberto who work in advertising

He can't go home yet, he works in Remo Albertising S.L

by pekevoltio May 26, 2011

amber herrick

she has the most nice dark brown eyes, and nice hair, but can be stupid when it comes to nalipolish, and might have yellow nails!! but anyway shes fun, crazy, social awkward sometimes and pretty

amber herrick is so pretty

by jumbo dylan has a big jimmie December 7, 2011

Amberfaise

A sort of half smirk with a raise of the eyebrows.

Somebody said something awkward and I made an Amberfaise.

by TheMiest October 30, 2011

Alberto

Alberto è una persona che ti romperà il cuore con le sue parole piene di asprezza e disprezzo, mentre tu non hai fatto altro che stargli vicino.

Cosa ti ho fatto di male Alberto?

by donutsthebitch June 19, 2017

amber mcleod

Beautiful blue eyed girl with an amazing personality! 💙

Amber McLeod is amazing!

by YOU ARE SKYNET! QWERTY July 12, 2017

amberjo

Ambers take sports very seriously they will push themselves to there maximum to achieve there physical goals. Ambers have runs of friends and many guys chasing after them when ambers get involved with relationships they take it very serious and what it to be real not fake they love to be hugged and kissed.you are very very lucky if you are dating an amber. Many girls get jealous of them. The best girl you will have on your side. Don't ever lose her cause then you will soon lose yourself, She will leave you in awe and just plain amazement. one of the most cutest girl's you will ever meet, knows how to treat a person as who they are and gets to know you and how you are. Do her wrong and it will mess you up and leave you thinking about what you have done. She loves hugs and kisses. She is very smart and athletic but can also be self-conscious. She may play things off when they really bother her. She gets jealous easily but doesn't like to admit it and will hide it at all costs. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet but she can be emotional and distant. Just remember that she needs her space but she'll always be there for you when needed.Amber is a very smart, curvy, beautiful women. Whenever she walks into a room everyone notices her and stares. Amber doesn't normally think she is attractive, and is sometimes self concious.

Guy: damn, did you see that girls (booty)? Must be an Amberjo
Guy #2: yes, she definitely is, what an amazing smile
Amberjo? Oh she can always help you out.

by Amy Teller September 1, 2017