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Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!
by Buggles21 May 8, 2021
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Valentim

A name with a Portuguese origin which means a strong man with great health. He’s got a pretty smile, almost as pretty as his personality. He’s great with people and in bed!!!
Girl 1: I met this guy and he’s such a great guy.
Girl 2: Let me guess, he’s called Valentim.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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valentean

the best youtuber and a very handsome, sexually attractive and intelligent young man
P1: "Hey! What's your favourite Youtuber?"
P2: "Valentean ofcourse!"
by NichtValle November 4, 2021
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valentean

The best content creator on youtube and a very handsome, sexually attractive and intelligent young man.
P1: "Aye dawg, who's your favourite youtuber?"
P2: "Mo'fucker Valentean ofc you dumbass!"
by NichtValle November 4, 2021
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Valencia

She is very kind and very sexy. Makes you feel like the ruler of the world. AMAZING in bed and so damn smelly. We love her, she’s muy bueno. Careful, she’s a Valencia.
Poopy poopy!
Valencia! It’s you!

Yeah it’s me, you’re my friend.
by mintapplemouthwash November 22, 2021
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valencia

Valen is a very beautiful girl inside out. She is smart, loved by everyone, independent, cool, and envied by many due to her perfection in many things. She has a beautiful face that I will never get bored of even if I stared at it for hours. Her smile is everything and gives out a ray of sunshine to everyone looking at her. She is sometimes shy with her closest ones and a little mysterious at times, but that is what makes her every action and affection special. Valen is also always there in times of need and will never let anyone down. She is the perfect friend for anyone looking to have a bestfriend and a perfect partner to any lucky guy that can melt her heart.
bete is very lucky to have valencia in his life.
by beteee November 22, 2021
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valentio

b is the plagiarized name of VALENTINO ROSSI, but their parents don't want their child to be a racer, so they become VALENTIO, born in the month of valentine.
our child born in Valentine, hmm lemme give his/her name VALENTIO , not Tino and without Rossi.
by grfield November 22, 2021
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