teletubby gloryhole

A hole in a teletubby suit which

allows a kinky outsider to ram it in

"I was having such a good time with that teletubby gloryhole last week i almost got an abraision"

"That teletubby gloryhole gave me a good helping of tubby custurd"

by TheRealTubby October 9, 2017

telias

funny,cute,bad,make people laugh a lot,he may brakes a couple of girls Hart,but is a loveable person,and fine girls should go with him

Telias is a fine boy

by Telias February 7, 2018

telapathical

when you and another person do the same thing without knowing

i stg corbyn girls are telapathical

by dazedcorbyn August 26, 2018

Telekillnesis

The ability to kill another person with your mind.

Omg, did you hear that Kira has telekillnesis? She totally killed her ex’s entire family with her mind.

by Bartholomew11 November 5, 2018

Telekinutis

The ability to makes one's self orgasm using only the mind

"Last night i had a wet dream"
"That is the power of telekinutis

by Rustin Jogers December 2, 2018

Telemarketing

Something where people who dropped out of high school can go and make money by making unwanted calls to people over the phone.

Telemarketing is the stupidest thing ever invented in the history of telephones.

by Scottish_Emperor843 December 23, 2018

Telecunt

One who is oblivious to all but their mobile phone to the detriment of those around them. Most particularly while commuting and disrupting traffic.

The term is derived from a specific reference to the inappropriate use of a mobile device in a public setting when it affects others negatively. It is the combination of "tele" referring to phones and the use of the common U.K. term "cunt" which is the approximate usage equivalent of "asshole" in the U.S.

"That dumbass Telecunt, stopped to text in the middle of the sidewalk like he was the only one there."

by KENIBronx March 1, 2019