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Oscar the Grouch 

v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.

n. One who partakes in the above act
(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."

(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."
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the grunberg 

An uncoordinated style of walking involving a bobbling of the entire body and a greatly exaggerated step with the heel. Generally, the grunberg is a genetic condition and cannot be cured unless the person is carrying a large weight used to stabilize their body.
"That janitor cannot mop the floor efficiently because he is afflicted the grunberg."

"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."
the grunberg by theWHIPPINGboy February 13, 2005
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fast and the gay 

The guys who drive 1993 Honda Accords with HUGE wings ans spoilers and mods to a shitty, rusty car, and act like they are in a street racing gang in a more urban town
hey look, its the fast and the gay
fast and the gay by Bob Thompson December 28, 2003

the guy from 21 Jump St. 

Narc. 21 Jump Street originally ran on the Fox network from 1987-1990. 21 Jump Street is the headquarters for a squad of police officers who specialize in investigations relating to young people.
Instead of saying : "That fucker Ronnie, he is such a narc. He told the cops I was smoking pot in the bathroom.", say : "That fucker Ronnie is so the guy from 21 Jump St."

Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal 

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

The Gay Devil 

A person who is gay or is accused of being gay and rapes others specifically for the purpose of spreading his AIDS or other various STD's to the world. He is known to carry a rainbow colored pitch-fork will rape most on sight. Those who are considered twinks or twinkish are especially vulnerable to him for these are the kind of men he prefers. He is also known to reside in the southwestern portion of Louisiana.
Hey did you hear that Darren got raped by the gay devil? He was walking around and he got bent over a car!

The Great War 

Refers to the First World War, 1914-1918. Not as popular as World War Two is today, as American film producers have not made as many films about it, most likely because it would make the U.S look weak the U.S. as their country had very little to do with the war.

The Great War was the war that defined warfare for probably a very long time. Armies, unused to light infantry battles and the use of tactics over numbers, found themselves in a stalemate, "dug in" at opposing trenches that stretched for miles and miles. This warfare was particularly gruesome, as the cramped and dangerous conditions led to many serious diseases, both mental and physical. The phrase "over the top" was created in this war, when frustrated army commanders ordered their soldiers to simply get out of their trenches and charge the enemy positions. When units went "over the top," it was common for the entire unit to be completely wiped out, resulting in the deaths of thousands in a few hours.

The war itself was brought about due to rising tensions in Europe and the web of alliances that existed. When the Austrian Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated by Serbian terrorists, Austria blamed Russia, as Russia had always promised to protect Serbia should Austria look to seize it. Following this outbreak, Germany and Italy declared war on Russia's ally France, whereupon Britain was inevitably thrown into the fray.

Rememberance Day parades are held every year in every town in most of Europe (not sure about the U.S?) to remember the veterans who fought in it. Hundreds of local military personnel attend the parade and there is a Church service with the famous words being read (usually by a veteran):

They shall not grow old as we who are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
WE WILL REMEMBER THEM
My great grandad fought and died at the Somme in the Great War.
The Great War by OiOiBoy July 3, 2006