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Matuesz

Usually a very feminine person, he usually has a small penis and isn’t that great at talking to girls so they will gravitate towards men
Matuesz and Jason had a sexual relationship
by Hamza14 December 27, 2019
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Femboys Matter

They do matter. However it is commonly mistaken. It does not mean they matter more, it means they matter too. And is if anything, an-all inclusive democratic social and systematic movement.
I am going to post about Femboys Matter on TikTok! I will too! Let's join the movement!
by femboysmatter September 13, 2020
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Femboys matter

a great moment to help men and boys be themselves without being scared of being judged
Great person: imma join femboys matter
Femboy: thx
by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022
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It doesn't matter in the dark.

Among gay men, an acknowledgment that one is aroused by a third party's physique and/or certain body parts while simultaneously being turned off by other physical characteristics
"Did you see that guy in the locker room with the ten-inch dick? Too bad he was so ugly! Oh well, it doesn't matter in the dark."
by r2lee July 24, 2009
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Matterhorn

A large crap that sticks half out of the toilet water. It's tip, reminiscent of the actual Matterhorn piercing through low hanging banner clouds.
Dude, the deuce I dropped on Thanksgiving looked so much like the Matterhorn that I could've swore I saw to Swiss climbers scaling a piece of corn on their way to the summit.
by Pants Face December 18, 2010
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mature swag

it is the true meaning when you realized that you actually have NO swag, so you make a swag level up just to sound cool.
"swag level is up there
way greater than yours
just low key swag
you'll never know
oh well shame"

"and thats another way to say "i know, my swag level can't compare to yours. it is way too low to even count as swag." hahaha"

"hahaha funny
you wish
i just got the mature swag"
by coolcatmad May 19, 2011
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All lives matter

Something you can say if you want to piss off a majority of colored people.
Colored: bLaKk liVeS maDduRr
Superior: Do Japanese, Chinese, European, Korean, Dutch, Russian, and Indian lives matter?

Colored: Of course
Superior: Oh so all lives matter?

Colored: REEEEEEE NOOOOO THATS RACIST. EQUALITY IS RACIST AND IMA DOWNVOTE THIS POST REEEEEE
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
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