You know what I find funny?

If your girlfriend tells you this.... just run. You do not wanna find out what's funny. Just turn off your phone, pack your bags, call a taxi, take a flight and leave the country.

Girl: Good morning babe
Boy: Good morning beautiful
Girl: Hey babe, who's that girl that liked your Instagram post?
Boy : Oh, that's just a friend babe
Girl: You know what I find funny?
Boy: ...... *turns off phone, packs bag, calls taxi, takes a flight, leaves the country.

by Wise Sempar March 5, 2016

yeah you know what alright, yeah

phrase used when one is excited, pleasantly surprised, confused or has nothing else to say. normally said in a high pitched tone while nodding the head. also said sometimes in order to laugh off something embarrassing someone just said.

Ethyl: "You have just won 9 million dollars!"
Saruh: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Harvey: "You are quite possibly the most beautiful girl I have ever laid eyes on."
Myrtle: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Tilly: "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."
Francis: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Bert: "So I'm going to eat a taco now."
Rhonda: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Gerald: "I have a heavy flow."
Teresa: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

by Sarahsaurus Rex February 4, 2010

I dont know

You are a liar if you say this.

Guy:Do you know why there is a dead person in the oven?

Guy2: I dont know *Holding Knife*

by JohnLaurensRoleplayer May 3, 2018

I don’t know how but they found me

A band which is loved by many. Lead singer is former panic at the disco touring bassist dallon weeks.

Person 1 “have you heard I don’t know how but they found me new song?”

Person 2 “yeah it’s great”

by Gaybyjskisygsywhbxhjsn December 23, 2018

I don’t know

I don’t know mean idk

I don’t know mena that you don’t know

by No see October 14, 2019

I don't know what to say

Often used when someone says something that is obviously a wrong/mistake/undependable, and the person who is listening can't say anything to defend his actions.

Jack: I missed the deadline for applying to NYU, because I read the email wrong.

Sam: They gave us a one week extension for that exact reason? Why didn't you submit it.

Jack: I was just so lazy about it.

Sam: I don't know what to say Jack, I guess that's a lesson learned.

by thickjordanianbooty101 February 19, 2021

Who is the best Lee know Stan?

It has given notice that a TikToker @Theonlyleeknowstan has came through with amazing results and great impression to the audience, Including none other than The Stray kids

A kpop Group that has been around for 3 years and have Interacted with This TikTok making Them The only Straykids Best stan and Lee know Stan

Who is the best Lee know Stan?Theonlyleeknowstan is The only AndBest lee know Stan

by Kpop Officials December 15, 2021