My brain just lagged

The word you say when you see or hear something so confusing that you spend a literal 10 seconds to process what just happened.

Friend: But why where we need this that or something fool consequences?
Me: Oh wow, my brain just lagged.

by The7Guy November 12, 2020

My friend here Justin

A video where someone records their friend Justin, exaggerating how cracked he is at the game. At the end, he starts moaning.

Kid 1: My friend here Justin, he's already taken, and he's cracked at fortnite my guy.. *moans*

by Vixfringed October 13, 2021

peace, freedom, justice, and security

The four things Anakin Skywalker has brought to his new empire.

Anakin: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!"
Obi-Wan: "Your new empire?"
Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"
Anakin: "If you are not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Anakin: "You will try."

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

by Matt |2 September 15, 2008

Justin Bieber hater

A person who has a decent taste in movies, music, artwork, and almost everything. This person knows why Justin Bieber is a false icon and knows the real music of yesterday and will not listen to anything made by Disney or comes out of a Los Angeles studio. This person mostly likely knows good musicians like The Beatles, The Doors, Donavan, The Turtles, The Clash, Johnny Cash, Nirvana, George Thorogood, and many many more. This person mostly likely hates the following bands: Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, Big Time Rush, and Hannah Montana. One of the reasons why this person hates these people are because the know that the only reason the false icons "sing" is to make money and get rich. He/She will have a great life, get married, and rock out.

Punk rock girl: You a Justin Bieber hater?

Guy: Yeah.

Punk rock girl: Wanna go fuck?

Guy: Yeah.

by Empire Ants March 1, 2011

just so you know

just want to let you know

just so you know, you are actually ugly like hell

by you&me June 3, 2006

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.

Said to embarass/draw attention to said person

Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.

Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 1, 2009