absolutes 

The comparison of two items with properties. The first being that one average item trumps the other average item but if both items are "good" then the reverese is true and item 2 becomes better.

grass absolutes turf.

meaning your average turf is better than your average grass pitch but a good grass pitch is better than a good turf.
or
brunettes absolutes blondes.
meaning your average blonde is better looking than an average brunette but a 10/10 brunette is more attractive than the 10/10 blonde

absolutes by Oh My Goodness :O December 31, 2024

Absolute Poo 

A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.

“How did your interview go?”
“Absolute Poo!”

Absolute Poo by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

The Absolute State 

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.

Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"

The Absolute State by AZUBBY October 4, 2019

absolute cunt 

1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety

That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.

absolute cunt by N. Oddy November 13, 2013

Absolute mad lad 

When someone does something so extreme, that even god becomes curious.

Dude did you see what Tyler just did?! He put the milk first into the bowl instead of the cereal! Absolute Mad Lad!!!!

Absolute mad lad by J3rm3rks May 17, 2018

absolute madman 

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.

Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!

absolute madman by TheChineseSenator November 8, 2017

Absolutelove 

Absolutelove is knowing someone for years and finally realizing how you cant live with out him. Its spending days on end with him and it never being enough. Its smiling at the very thought of his own smile and welcoming presence. Its being able to act like a child and know he wont care and will still love you for your sillyness. Its knowing you are the luckiest girl alive to hear him say I love you and I want to be with you forever. Its in the way he holds you and cares for every part of you. Its Wanting to talk to him all day long and hear his sweet voice. Its saying good bye and missing him the moment you are apart. Its never wanting to hang up the phone. Its seeing him and suddenly smiling. Its the way he lights up and smiles when he sees you. Its physically wanting him all hours of the day. Its the pain in your heart when you see him hurting. Its the crumbling feeling when you argue and when its over all you can do is throw yourself in his arms and apologize. Its hearing his voice in your ear whispering I love you. Its his warm hand reaching to hold your neck when you kiss. Its those long heartwarming good night txts he sends. Its knowing that he is the one you want to be with your whole life. To live with, share a life with, have a family with. Its falling a sleep in his arms after listening to his soft noises as he dreams. Its waking up and smiling to see he is there next to you. It is Absolutelove that I share with You!

Absolutelove will never break, judge or critisize. It is trusting no matter what. Its having you know that I would follow you and love you to the end of this very earth for the rest of my life. You are where I am happy.

Absolutelove by 11211 April 13, 2010