Chinease torture test

Rough sex.

Trinity, Neo's man-bitch.

by Vlad November 12, 2003

Lucy Liu Test

This is an unwritten (until now) rule that states that any girl that has anything similar to Lucy Liu is not hot.

ie. Asian girls with freckles.

I don't like your girlfriend.. don't worry. She failed the Lucy Liu Test so i won't have to steal her from you.

by Tsen Wrath January 27, 2011

test drive

borrowing a friends car, and then usuing it to perform a jackass style stunt to see how it plays out, and if it would be safe for your car.

Bob: yo can you drive me to the store?
Joe: nah, Johnny took my car for a test drive by the railroad tracks. he said his car is busted.
Bob: i hope you have insurance

by Jezuz Munky April 19, 2008

Teste Tuesday

Teste Tuesday are where every tuesday, men from ages 12 to 80 rub their dicksacks to see it they have any cancer lumps. It is extremely faggit. I would rather get cancer.

man 1: hey man ill check your teste tuesday if you check mine

man 2: sure man, ill even check with my mouth!

by pwnerofall June 23, 2009

crash test dummy

constantly getting into accidents and it's always your fault

Oh my god--it just hit this benz today, yesterday i hit a parked car and last friday i ran into the back of a taxi----wow ur such a crash test dummy!

by Bree2be June 14, 2009

Man Test

It's the most important test you can take. It's the defining moment of your manhood.

It's a pretty crucial test. Without a man test, you can't be a man, right?

by James Jamesson May 12, 2011

litmus test

The act of following a questionable male or female to a public restroom to determine his/her actual gender.

"Chris" wore clothes that either sex could wear, had a haircut considered tolerable of both genders, and a voice that's indistinguishable between an angel or a scruffy Southerner. So Joe did the ol' litmus test and followed Chris to the office's bathroom.

by DoctorGrey October 15, 2004