tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"

That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!

by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014

teepogoraphy

Throwing rolls of bog roll of the side of Highrise buildings.

"I didn't like the teepogoraphy of that building so I decided to do something about it!"

by Joey loud March 11, 2014

tempath

someone who is so distracted as to feel you for only a moment and subsequently forgets and moves on to other things.

"That chick said she knew where my heart lies and then walked away... what a f**king tempath!"

by ZiGZaG April 26, 2014

Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."

John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."

by Edward C. Microwagious May 9, 2014

teapot

The sexual act in which a woman puts her hands together and men cum into her hands. She then proceeds to drink said cum from her hands like it was tea.

Tonight babe, were doing the TEAPOT!

by THE DEFINER March 27, 2015

tampology

the study of tampons, usually studied by women and children from birth to age 30. There is also a university called the university of tampology located on jupiter.

I went to the university of tampology.

by clearasday April 22, 2015

Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon

I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint

by I<3Asians+Timsjap August 27, 2015