sloppic

a combination of the words "sloppy" and "epic". a concise way to describe nights/situations when you cannot offer many other details. originated in isla vista, home of perhaps the most sloppic university: UCSB.

"what did you do last night?"

"that's a difficult question to answer, but i woke up naked with raw rice all over my room and have pictures taken in the bathroom of a pizza parlor posing with a fern. it was a sloppic night."

by paulpev October 4, 2012

Sloppy kovou

Taking your female partner to a dirty Mexican restraunt and after consuming mass amounts of spicy Mexican goodness you proceed to having anal sex, during which you gape that ass and throw all of it up into her gaping butthole and proceed to have anal intercourse right after.

Last night I sloppy kovoued this chick so good.

by Vineyard boys October 22, 2012

sloppy cunt

A drinking game invented by Australian university students in the '90s. The loser of each round has to give their best two cards to the winner as well as skull a drink (by preference a pint of beer). The loser is dubbed the Sloppy Cunt until they stop losing rounds whereby the new loser is the Sloppy Cunt. This continues until everyone is munted.

"I just wanted to play cards, but I fucked up and became the Sloppy Cunt."

by SuperSloppy September 11, 2013

Sloppy Dunk

When rushing to the toilet with a diarrhea like bowel movement ready to go and finally releasing the moment your bum touches the toilet seat.

Keith: "Where are you going in such a hurry?"

Donovan: "I'm going for the sloppy dunk, out of my way!"

by OdinBerry October 4, 2013

sloppy dice

Noun. Also known as 76, derived from Rule #76 - no excuses, play like a champion. A game that'll loosen morals, challenge friendships and ensure that you're B.A.C. is at a Sheen level throughout. There is no victor, everyone wins and loses and the game concludes when all parties are physically incapable of consuming copious quantities of alcohol.

Dude I played sloppy dice last night - broke up with my girlfriend, shit my pants and went to jail. You tryin to play again tonight?

by StonedWall Jackson January 17, 2014

sloppy lawn

When an unshaven females genitalia has been ejaculated upon.

"My girl has the best sloppy lawn"

by TitsTami May 23, 2014

sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.

I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.

by Longduff August 26, 2014