When your masturbate into a potato while sitting on your front porch swing listening to celtic fiddle music.
Susan walked up on me giving myself an irish swing job yesterday, caused me to spew extra sour cream all over that doublebaked potato...
by Dzzo August 6, 2011
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A snap video of a swinging D. It's there, it swings, and it's sent.
Disclaimer: If you're not big enough, don't bother.
Disclaimer: If you're not big enough, don't bother.
A: J sent me a swingshot the other day!
* A shows B the snap*
B: Look at the swing on dat D.
A: I know! Dick be havin' hella swing!
* A shows B the snap*
B: Look at the swing on dat D.
A: I know! Dick be havin' hella swing!
by Lepiq April 27, 2015
Get the Swingshot mug.Basically a sport in which a child I'd placed on a swing and athletes give it their all to have their child be launched the farthest. Other variations include launching them through hoops of different sizes and colors to gain points, launching them the largest vertical distance, and launching them into the air to collide with other launched children.
Hey have you seen this sport called swingset gymnastics? It's amazing!
Yeah I can't wait to see those little shits go flying!
Yeah I can't wait to see those little shits go flying!
by Shittiest_Definer_Ever February 18, 2021
Get the swingset gymnastics mug.Used to describe the scent and/or taste of male’s dirty fingers. Specifically when the flavor resembles that of a rusty iron chain on a public park’s swing after you’ve been gripping it with clammy hands
Things were getting steamy and I started to suck on his fingers... I was devastated to find out he had some gnarly swingset fingers. The taste was unforgettable but eerily familiar.
The vibes at Lincoln park remind me of Dan’s swingset fingers.
The vibes at Lincoln park remind me of Dan’s swingset fingers.
by Madlibsss January 22, 2021
Get the Swingset Fingers mug.A object known to launch objects typically people or cars a long distance.
The height and distance does vary depending on vehicle/person size weight and shape.
The height and distance does vary depending on vehicle/person size weight and shape.
by Ugotdud September 5, 2021
Get the Swingset mug.the act of sitting on a swing and having one’s penis insert into a sexual partner at the apex of the incline
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