conching

The act of pressing one's ear against another person's anus in an effort to hear the ocean.

"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."

by TheSquashy October 28, 2021

crunchbase

a base for crunching really hard

Come to my house, that's where I have my crunchbase

by demogbron September 22, 2021

Cruncher

Cruncher (Offensive; Noun):
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.

I wish I could talk to Fred but I found out he's a full blown cruncher.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.

by HUELER2k21 September 26, 2021

crunch

verb --- to diminish or compromise someone's projected ideal.

Man, you just crunched the point I was talking about!

What? ... Are you trying to crunch our entire platform?

by stilldajoker September 29, 2021

Crunchart

Doing a crunch workout and farting at the same time

I just did a (CHRUNCHART) during my workout

-Crunchart

by Agastopia queen October 9, 2021

crunch bar

a vape

yo let me hit ur crunch bar

by crunchbarr November 22, 2021

canchana

Canchana means beautiful queen bad bitch nice ass not to be played with. Someone who love love 😍 and peace and quiet 🤫

Canchana is a beautiful princess

by anonymous November 22, 2021