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Crunchart

Doing a crunch workout and farting at the same time
I just did a (CHRUNCHART) during my workout

-Crunchart
by Agastopia queen October 9, 2021
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Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".
Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.
by custard001 September 26, 2018
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Queso Crunchwrap

something that taco bell really needs to put back on their menu,and have it on their perminatly.it was a new kind of crunchwrap that was out summer 2008,then they decided to do the stupid thing and discontinue it.it was way better than the regular crunchwrap,mainly cause it doesnt have a shit load of lettuce in it.
taco bell better bring the queso crunchwrap back,or im going to sue
by y2c January 16, 2009
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Crunchay

A party-culture adjective that describes partying (raging) with your close friends to boundless music, sweating out the aggression through dance, and building a community through music and love. Origin: Jacksonville, FL (DUUUVAL!) Crunchay Sunday.
I'm getting Crunchay with all my wooks and spunionites tonight. Phuks with it!
by Vlad thee Inhaler August 23, 2011
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crunchitize

A word used in Cap'n Crunch commercials that attest to the cereal's ability to stay crunchy in milk. The noble cap'n always manages to solve daily predicaments faced by children with the power of his crunchitization, taking the children to a world full of glorious artificial flavoring. It has nothing to do with anal sex.
Two children at a restaurant avoided a disgusting meal of es cargo (SNAILS!) when Cap'n Crunch flew his ship through the wall of the restaurant, much to the astonishment of the French waiter, and the boy and girl are elated when the cap'n crunchitizes them so they can enjoy a $1.99 box of cereal instead of a sophisticated meal at a restaurant that their parents worked hard to earn.
by NotDave January 28, 2008
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A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat
those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again
by The Insult Man May 19, 2021
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taco-cruncher

A contemptuous term for anyone Hispanic or half Hispanic.
You don't belong here taco-cruncher
by VibezXD May 22, 2023
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