A Canchan is a man who is well-dressed, intelligent, and able to seduce women faster than you can say his name. "Canchan" is an appropriate word for those who can fight thousands of killer whales in the Atlantic Ocean using one foot for the lives of innocent orphans, then proceeding to jump once to the depths of Canada to rip bears fur off alive to make coats for the unemployed. Canchan is always one to live by the Bro Code, and never says no to a baby eating festival.
(girl) Wow, I never thought it was possible to harpoon snakes into skyscrapers! That Derrick is quite the Canchan!
(girl) Wow, my face and perfectly rounded tits are now stained from the massive load that Canchan just blew on me! It's like permanent paint on my face!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.