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conching
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The act of
pressing
one's ear against
another
person's anus in an effort to hear
the ocean
.
"Hey memes_of_
reality
,
would you like to
go conching
with me
tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."
conching
by
TheSquashy
October 28, 2021
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