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The act of pressing one's ear against another person's
anus
in an
effort
to hear the
ocean
.
"Hey
memes
_of_
reality
, would you like to
go
conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."
conching
by
TheSquashy
October 28, 2021