Warwick Avenue

Wanking

*phone rings*
'hello?'
'hang on a sec i'm just havin' a Warwick Avenue'
'oh right sorry mate'

by meoooow September 16, 2008

warwick avenue

Slang for Mastibation

I couldn't help having a warwick avenue while the Missis was away.

by jon360290 September 16, 2008

Warwick Avenue

A term referencing Masturbation. See Wank. Can also be used to describe the climax of a wank.

When I get to Warwick Avenue.
Wow I could do with a Warwick Avenue.
When did you last go for a Warwick Avenue.

by Dan and Tom Woodel September 16, 2008

warwick avenue

to love ones self/wank/masterbate

all the radio crew love a good warwick avenue!!

by darkmonkuk September 16, 2008

Warwick Avenue

The act of Onanism

Crickey, I haven't had a jump in ages, my nuts are boucing off my knees, I could do with a 'Warwick Avenue'

by Ogtastic September 17, 2008

Warwick Avenue

To have a wank.

Bill: When did you last go to Warwick Avenue?
Tom: Been a while, at least 3 days, you?
Bill: Just this morning :D

by meemz1234 September 16, 2008

Warwick Avenue

often refers to the sex act involving insertion of the penis into the rectum.

Also refered to as 'Up the Duffy'.

Sue: Gary, please will you please take me up Warwick Avenue?

Gary: Erm, Ok - have you got any baby wipes?

by Bumblings September 16, 2008