Twig and Berries

Another funny name for a mans junk

After getting smacked in the twig and berries, I cried my eyes out

by _Cheezpuff$_ May 12, 2015

Shit Twigs

Dried shit encrusted around the pubic hair of an obese women. This is caused by her being unable to wipe her ass conventionally due to being unable to reach around the buttock. Hence she is forced to go between her legs and wipe forward, bring shit into the pubic hair that later dries.

Did you see the shit twigs that the fat chick had?

by A-ROD January 12, 2005

twig boi

A person, often male, who is overly skinny and is an absolute fuckboi

Hey Aiden stop being such a twig boi!

by Prisoner #2471 May 8, 2016

november twig

A November twig is somebody that doesn’t like Christmas music playing in November, and thinks it should only be played slightly before Christmas.

‘Don’t you agree it’s too early for Christmas songs?’
‘No!!! You November twig!’

by hashbrownn November 25, 2018

twig-talk

When girls talk shite about boys.

“Damn, the girls twig-talk about me!”

by catrec October 17, 2017

twig snapper

Someone attracted to rail-thin, androgynous people. Comes from the idea of having sex with someone so bony they could be snapped in half like a twig.

Girl 1: "He said my tits were too big!"
Girl 2: "No surprise there. Dude's a total twig snapper."

by 7sun October 6, 2011

skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.

1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.

by JBOXED March 19, 2009