Schnarfly

That awful feeling during a long car journey when you're tired and squirmy and restless all at once.

Are we almost there? I'm so schnarfly I could DIE!

by MiMiMiaow June 11, 2021

Schnarf

Schnarf, also known as Snörp, is a really aggressive and sus person, he always says no homo, but as soon as he arrives at home he want to fuck the fuck out of you.

Klotz: Please don’t fuck me....
Schnarf: Turn around and shit the fuck up you little whore!
Klotz: OMG MY AAAAAAASSS

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Schnarf

To consume with voracious enthusiasm, in manner of a velociraptor with no housetraining.

Dude, I can't believe you schnarfed the whole tub of cookie dough when you staggered in last night - WTF!!

by crestae9 September 7, 2022

schnarch

When you want to use the restroom to defecate but you don't want to because it feels good because it feels good holding it in.

I LIKE TO SCHNARCH ON A DAILY BASIS.

"YOU KNOW DAVID YOU REALLY SHOULDNT SCHNARCH! YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF, JUST GO TO THE RESTROOM!"

BOB: "I KNOW BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!"

by The Gaping Doctor March 31, 2024

schnarfy

Having a VERY stuffy nose, worse than just sniffly

I’m just going to stay home anyway. I’m too schnarfy to even want to go outside, let alone actually do it.

by Goyangi July 27, 2024

Brianna Schnorrbusch

A snowboarder who is famous and single

Brianna schnorrbusch is single Pringle

by Tè hermana November 13, 2018

Fart Schnarfing

The legendary art of farting into one's own cupped hand, then snorting it.

Darren: Hey Luke, do you want to see what fart schnarfing is?
Luke: Fuck no, but go ahead.
Darren: OK!
*Schnarfs a fart*

by Fakespeare October 28, 2021