schnarch 

When you want to use the restroom to defecate but you don't want to because it feels good because it feels good holding it in.

I LIKE TO SCHNARCH ON A DAILY BASIS.

"YOU KNOW DAVID YOU REALLY SHOULDNT SCHNARCH! YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF, JUST GO TO THE RESTROOM!"

BOB: "I KNOW BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!"

schnarch by The Gaping Doctor March 31, 2024

Schnarphf 

1) The only word to ever exist in my own personal language,, the Schnarphf Schnarphf
2) Literally anything that isn't inappropriate.

Schnarphf Schnarphf Schnarphf

Schnarphf by Jeffbobjeff May 24, 2022

Schnorchelparty 

(eng.: snorkel party) An especially dank gathering of the comrades for the act of THC consume. Originated from the word and synonym "Schnorchel" that is a tool for consumption, just like consumption is a tool for capitalsism. A "Schnorchel" is also used to dive.

Rüdiger:"Hey Lothar, did you see the urban dictionary definition of "the Snorkel"? These kind of definitions are complete bullcrap. down with the bourgeoisie. Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch! ("Proletarians of all countries, unite!")
Lothar:"Man you are making this Schnorchelparty even better."

Schnorchelparty by wissensfurz November 5, 2017