A girl who will give sexual favours in exchange for pokemon merchandise, *especially holographic and rare pokemon cards*
Leroy:" Yo whats good girl,I see you have some pokemon on your shirt"
Pokeslut: "Yes I love pokemon, how about you "
Leroy :"Hell yea girl , I got all the cards and the games"
Pokeslut: "Oh really, you wouldn't happen to have any extra promo charizards would you"
Leroy: "Well I might be able to pull a few strings for you if you pull a few strings for me, if you know what i'm saying"
Pokeslut: "well maybe we can go in your car and I'll see what I can do for you big boy,I gotta see the card first though"
Leroy: "No Problem girl, I got all my card albums in the car"
Pokeslut" So what? do you want a blowjob or what"
Leroy "Shiiiiet , If you want that promo charizard you know what you gotta do "
Pokeslut " alright big boy"
*then proceeds to do a sexual favour in exchange for the card*
Pokeslut: "Yes I love pokemon, how about you "
Leroy :"Hell yea girl , I got all the cards and the games"
Pokeslut: "Oh really, you wouldn't happen to have any extra promo charizards would you"
Leroy: "Well I might be able to pull a few strings for you if you pull a few strings for me, if you know what i'm saying"
Pokeslut: "well maybe we can go in your car and I'll see what I can do for you big boy,I gotta see the card first though"
Leroy: "No Problem girl, I got all my card albums in the car"
Pokeslut" So what? do you want a blowjob or what"
Leroy "Shiiiiet , If you want that promo charizard you know what you gotta do "
Pokeslut " alright big boy"
*then proceeds to do a sexual favour in exchange for the card*
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A person who believes that Ash and Misty/Satoshi and Kasumi from the animé, Pokémon, are destined to become a romantic couple, otherwise known as 'AAML' (Ash and Misty's love) or 'SatoKasu'.
Whilst some Pokeshippers are generally nice people, the majority are not.
They're completly obbsessed with the concept of a relationship between two fictional characters, and often critisise others for liking other pairings, often shoving many 'hints' into their faces, write poor quality fanfics and are generally annoying.
Many pokeshippers will attack any other character that they believe threatens the pairing between Ash and Misty, the prime target being May/Haruka. They will often bash May's character with every chance they get, often attempting to do so in a subtle manner, although still making it very obvious.
Example: 'I hate pokemon contests, they are useless and horrible additions to the plotline'
Apart from the plot of pokemon being very thin already, the majority of Pokeshippers only state this because they concern May. If Misty was to compete in Contests, they'd praise them and say Misty could do no wrong.
Whilst some Pokeshippers are generally nice people, the majority are not.
They're completly obbsessed with the concept of a relationship between two fictional characters, and often critisise others for liking other pairings, often shoving many 'hints' into their faces, write poor quality fanfics and are generally annoying.
Many pokeshippers will attack any other character that they believe threatens the pairing between Ash and Misty, the prime target being May/Haruka. They will often bash May's character with every chance they get, often attempting to do so in a subtle manner, although still making it very obvious.
Example: 'I hate pokemon contests, they are useless and horrible additions to the plotline'
Apart from the plot of pokemon being very thin already, the majority of Pokeshippers only state this because they concern May. If Misty was to compete in Contests, they'd praise them and say Misty could do no wrong.
Pokeshipper: OMG, Ash an Misty ish soooo KAWAII 2gether!!! U shood read dis ficcie eye found!!!1
Normal person: .....shut the fuck up.
Normal person: .....shut the fuck up.
by Annoyed by shipping. August 28, 2004
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(si) yeah i dont have a clipper, but you can use this ikea pencil....
(g) nice one.
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(g) nice one.
by Timian September 2, 2004
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These spoilt little brats from "Generation Z" are all begging their parents to buy them tons of pokéshit.
by Nate August 29, 2003
Get the pokéshit mug.Pooies is a nickname for ugly ass niggas usually named Julian. He has a scuffed beard and looks like a turd. His chode has to be the tiniest thing on this planet, and he has been rejected by every girl he has had a crush on. Try not to cross paths with such an ugly creature because it will leave you traumatized. There is one good thing about Pooies though. His sister is hot as fuck.
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by FatChodeJulian February 1, 2019
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Just the other day we all decided we should "poke" Missy at the same time. But when we signed on she had already poked everyone. She had a horrible case of Pokitsons disease.
by RolandoPico May 10, 2011
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