Moaning

Something you DONT want to here coming from your parents bedroom ...

“What all that moaning about?” “Why are you moaning so loud”

by Bybybyby July 14, 2019

My Morning Jack-It

Masturbation in the AM. Generally results from morning wood

"I woke up to a nice my morning jack-it"... "you mean like the band?" ... nope

by icechris September 1, 2011

Morningcap

a drink to cap off your morning.

Can I interest you in a morningcap, my dear?

by ZStyle90 January 26, 2010

Morning Sharpener

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.

"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."

by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017

Moaning kink

A desire to moaning sounds made during sex, or made with a flirting purpose.

"Man, I don't know why but I found it hot when she moaned at me."
"You got a moaning kink too?"
"Probably."

by why am i here again October 31, 2021

Good morning nap time

when you wake up in the morning, and you take a nap because your still tired

*wakes up and looks at clock*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*

by daethnotez September 20, 2009

Raton morning

That morning after you've drink a lot of poor quality alcohol and you feel terrible (raton means hangover in Spanish)

The other day I woke up on my best friend's sofa, feeling like I was going to die, and I drank a couple of beers. That was a hell of a raton morning.

by Rodkor July 4, 2012